How To Be Black

In answer to the Day 14 Question “Do you ever find yourself turning your race “up” or “down” depending on who you’re with?”

I turn my blackness up when I find I’m around elite White people. But at the same time, I try to act scared of them. I’ll pull up next to a white woman in my very expensive BMW and make sure she sees me lock my doors as I’m listening to ACE HOOD and RICK ROSS. 

The look I get is priceless. Confusing, but priceless. 

I’m going to get a set of gold fronts to wear with my couture 2k dollar tux and wear them both to a black tie function for charity. 

Lil John Varatos…

Trevor